Scary Golf Balls!

I had a very dramatic experience today. While purchasing golf balls from Carrie's niece Kinley, I thought it was appropriate and nice to pay $20 dollars to Carrie rather than the agreed $12 dollars. Upon moving to the door to exit, Carrie viscously assaulted me by throwing me into the wall. With no regard to human life she put her hands on my throat and said, “If you don’t take the $8 dollars change I will !@#$%&* your face.” Fearing for my life I pulled an even $12 dollars from my wallet and scrambled out the door. As I sped down the road lucky to be alive, I realized not only had I paid $32 dollars for the balls but my wallet was gone… Anyways, I just wanted to give warning to all the family, when dealing with Carrie, always have exact change.